Student: 'Hmmm, looks like Mrs VD is absent.'
Me: 'Please, tell me you're joking! Don't tell me I came all the way over here for nothing!'
Student: 'I could if it would make you feel better but...' *points at notice board*
Me: *stalks quite rapidly towards board and reads message*
Me: 'Well fuck me sideways...'
Teacher: 'That line sounds oddly familiar...'
Me: *restrains surprised squee*
Teacher: 'Definitely heard it before.'
Me: *turns sheepishly around* 'It's from a movie: Judas Kiss.'
Teacher: *eyeroll* 'Of course, I love Emma Thompson! Well, see you in class...'
See, teachers ARE educated!
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I never thought of using that line, stupid me! It's gonna be so much fun fishing for educated ppl :q
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